We thought these all seemed like good ideas at the time.
We were wrong.
your ex*, your current lady/fellow’s ex, your best friend’s ex, any ex. just, what are you doing, stop it now. nothing good can come of this
*you may stalk your own ex if you are on good terms and friends. then it is just regular normal facebook stalking.
You will get sicker than you have ever been before in your life.
(thanks actionblognow)
it will fall out when you open the door and break, getting tiny pieces of glass all over your kitchen floor AND in your acorn squash
:(
it just gets kind of weird.
While they do accomplish this task, they have a tendency to always slip off your ankles, leaving you with a weird toe-covered, ankle-less ball of cotton inside of your shoe to step on until you either
1) dig your fingers deep into the pit of your shoe to try and hook the ankle of the sock back onto your foot or
2) remove your shoe and replace the sock in its rightful position on your foot before retying your shoe.
These are an incredibly bad idea during winter/fall/rain when taking off your shoes is even less ideal. You should probably stick to wool socks during these times anyways becasue they are warmer than cotton, and as long as you’re doing your own thing nobody can hate on what your feet/sock situation looks like.
thank you to beaggalengold for this very specific fashion-related mistake
your normal night of stat problems and a totally content mood will become an emotional mess almost instantly
“drinking vodka before my russian exam counts as studying rite?”
o hai finals week sup bye
just… no. you will get wine on yourself.
and we’ve reached a very special milestone - 100 bad decisions, y’all! and we don’t regret a single one.
submit your mistakes to us!
we promise we won’t vanish indefinitely again, that shit is annoying. many apologies for doing it for this long long mistake-free summer. this year we will bring you a slew of new mistake opportunities, including: living in an apartment! school hell, for our resident architecture major! too much performing arts! study abroad mistakes! we’re about to make some huge mistakes. and we’re excited about it.
